1. rapunzelie:

    chocolatemermaidya:

    rapunzelie:

    do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

    it’s called makeup

    you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

    (via pinkypromiseyouwillstay)

  2. starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

    starryluminara:

    shrekfucker69:

    Can I have a source???

    the mirror 

    (via llamapus)

  3. josephicus:

    manhatingbabyeater:

    loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

    isn’t capitalism fun

    (via insidiousmisandry)

  4. bestpal:

    please stop romanticizing Lord Farquad

    (via i-effed-it-all-up)

  5. imagineyuorotp:

    Imagine your ATP. During cell respiration, phosphate A is separated from phosphate B and the rest of the molecule, and is later paired with another set of phosphates in different ATP molecule. 

    (via enjoyyour-oophorectomy)

  6. heartcramp:

    Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

    But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

    (via llamapus)

  7. purplespacecats:

    Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

    What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

    (via risknig)

  8. fireandeyre:

    anneboleyns:

    scarlett johansson + hair

    this is like those do you love the color of the sky posts but better

    (via risknig)

  9. egberts:

    driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

    (via pinkypromiseyouwillstay)