1. malevichsquare:

Charles Darwin in letter to friend: “But I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everyone and everything.”(Just one of those days.)

    malevichsquare:

    Charles Darwin in letter to friend: “But I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everyone and everything.”

    (Just one of those days.)

    (via llamapus)

  2. herbackrowkings:

    lalondes:

    >teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

    >teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

    >james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

    >james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

    DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

    (via insidiousmisandry)

  3. mydogsnokes:

    if u have a pet tarantula i have so many questions for u. first off what the fuck is wrong with u

    (via pinkypromiseyouwillstay)

  4. fishingboatproceeds:

    cornchipz:

    daleksunshine:

    danfreakindavis:

    when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

    image

    You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

    oh my god you can

    What I find fascinating is that they appear to go in much faster than they come out. Hank, explain this to me using science.

    As for the reversibility of the wiener flow, the gif is just switching between two images, so it’s not difficult for your brain to switch which image it perceives as being the initial location of the wieners and which is the last. Personally I don’t really perceive them as moving any faster when moving downwards so I should probably just leave that one for Hank to explain, but a random guess is maybe since your brain is used to seeing things moving downwards at a relatively fast rate (i.e falling) it just assumes that these hot dogs must be moving at an acceleration of about that of gravity when it believes they’re moving downwards, while the things that we commonly see rise (balloons, elevators, other stuff I can’t think of right now) generally do so at a slower pace so your brain accepts the notion that the hot dogs aren’t actually moving that fast. (Again, that’s a completely unresearched and unbacked claim)
  5. the-real-seebs:

    hussarviking:

    NEVER trust an adult who won’t apologize to a child

    Wow. I’d never seen it put that way, but. Wow. That is a really good piece of advice.

    (Source: thunreswine, via pinkypromiseyouwillstay)

  6. saddeer:

    zkac:

    what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

    HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

    i hate this i hate u 

    (via insidiousmisandry)

  7. larrycoincidences:

    do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

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  8. thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

    Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

    (via goodcheeriness)