1. purplespacecats:

    Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

    What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

    (via risknig)

  2. fireandeyre:

    anneboleyns:

    scarlett johansson + hair

    this is like those do you love the color of the sky posts but better

    (via risknig)

  3. egberts:

    driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

    (via pinkypromiseyouwillstay)

    • People who don't wear glasses: I wish I wore glasses.
    • People who wear glasses: No.
  4. shes-universal:

    *ride operator voice* please keep your lols omgs and your “I tried to scroll past this”s inside the tags at all times ladies and gents

    (via llamapus)

  5. sext

    • boy: mm what are you wearing?
    • me: four inch little brown Bebe shoes
    • mom: 29 DOLLARS!!!!!!!